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message in the movies
By Rev. Bruce Batchelor Glader
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Kung Fu Hustle
Rated R
Directed by Stephen
Chow. Starring Stephen Chow, Yuen Qiu

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Sony Pictures Classics
I knew that
this film was supposed to be a silly kung fu movie (and I am a sucker
for this genre and enjoyed Chow’s 2002 film Shoalin Soccer), but this
film is disappointing – a real hustle. When the story begins, we are
introduced to the Axe Gang, a group of vicious dancing gangsters who
rule all of the villages in Hong Kong with an iron fist, with the
exception of Pig Sty Alley, a slum so miserable that there is nothing
worth taking. Two wannabe (and somewhat inept) gangsters come to Pig
Sty Alley and try to pass themselves off as Axe Gang heavies. But they
don’t anticipate two big problems: the superhuman resistance of the
local denizens and revenge from the real Axe Gang. Well, that sounds
like it might be fun. Unfortunately, all of that happens during the
first 20 minutes of the movie – and everything falls apart after that.
The film degenerates into an additional hour of one outrageous
cartoon-style fight after another, using computer effects, suspended
wire choreography, and superhuman powers. I can not fathom why this
film was so widely praised by most critics. I found it to be ultimately
uninvolving; it has all of the entertainment value of watching two other
people play a video game and the dramatic tension of an episode of
Scooby-Doo.
Pitchfork Rating:
One halo.
(To its
credit, the film knows that it’s stupid; unfortunately, it’s so stupid
it doesn’t realize how incredibly stupid it is.)
Two
pitchforks. (Senseless violence, a genuine lack of
compassion for most of the characters, occasional vulgarity and
derogatory stereotypes.)
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