East Ohio Conference

East Ohio Conference

  • Facebook Instagram Twitter Vimeo Flickr

≡
  • About Us
    • Welcome/Vision
    • Bishop's Office
    • Conference Staff
    • The Cabinet
    • Districts/Churches
    • #BeUMC Campaign
    • Annual Conference
    • Jurisdictional Conference
    • General Conference
    • General Agencies of The UMC
    • Christian Family Credit Union
    • Methodist Foundation of Ohio
  • Ministries
    • Fresh Starts & New Beginnings
    • Discipleship Ministries
    • Connectional Ministries
    • Mission Engagement
    • Multicultural Ministries
    • Engagement with Children,
      Youth and Young Adults
    • Higher Education
    • Camps & Retreat Ministries
    • Faith Formation
  • Disaster Response
    • When Disasters Strike
    • EOC Disaster Response Plan
    • Disaster Response Coordinators
    • Early Response Teams
  • Clergy
    • Clergy Covenant
    • Pathways to Ministry
    • Board of Ministry
    • Order of Elders
    • Order of Deacons
    • Fellowship of Local Pastors
    • Retired Pastors
    • Clergy Directory
    • Clergy Well-Being
    • Spiritual Director Directory
    • Changing Pastors?
    • Continuing Education
    • Sexual Ethics Policy
  • Laity
    • Pathways to Ministry
    • Board of Laity
    • Lay Leaders
    • Lay Servants
    • Spiritual Director Directory
    • United Women in Faith
    • General Agencies of The UMC
  • Finance/Benefits
    • Financial & Administrative Services
    • Online Forms
    • Online Payments
    • Shared Ministry/Stewardship
    • Health Benefits
    • HealthFlex Wellness
    • Clergy Pensions
    • Death & Disability Benefits
  • Communications
    • About the Office
    • #BeUMC Campaign
    • Storyboard Podcast
    • Church Websites 411
    • Social Media 411
    • CCLI & CVLI Licensing
    • E-News
  • News
    • East Ohio News
    • E-News
    • Obituaries
    • Classifieds
  • Resources
    • Conference Journal
    • #BeUMC Campaign
    • CCLI & CVLI Licensing
    • Lighthouse Churches
    • Portico Online Learning
    • Resilient Leadership
    • Royal Family KIDS Camp
    • Stand Against Racism
    • Black History Month
    • Immigration
    • The Rule of Christ
    • Safe Sanctuaries
    • Spiritual Director Directory
    • Archives and History
    • General Agencies of The UMC
    • UMC Find-A-Church
  • Calendar
    • View Calendar
    • Suggest Calendar Event
  • Events Registration

Home | Message in the Movies

MESSAGE IN THE MOVIES

Film strip

A Haunting in Venice - In Theaters

halo halo halo pitchfork pitchfork Rated PG-13

Directed by Kenneth Branagh
Starring Kenneth Branagh, Tina Fey


A Haunting in Venice is a movie with a lot of great ingredients: An Agatha Christie murder mystery (1969’s Hallowe’en Party) featuring the famous Belgian detective Hercule Poirot; a cast of talented actors; atmospheric location filming in Venice, Italy; and a creepy orchestral score by Hildur Guðnadóttir. It’s also Kenneth Branagh’s third time around as Poirot and he has settled into the role quite well.

So why is this movie such an overcooked and underwhelming dish?

Rather than take place in late 1960’s London, A Haunting in Venice finds Poirot retired in Venice just following the end of the war in Europe. The film makes a big deal about the detective’s retirement (to justify the aging Branagh), but any casual reader of the Agatha Christie mysteries knows that Poirot retired at the age of 30, always coming out of retirement to solve one more case. In this instance, he is invited by mystery writer Ariadne Oliver (Fey) to attend a Halloween party that will conclude with a séance. Poirot is there to uncover trickery when the medium (Michelle Yeoh) attempts to communicate with the spirit of the recently murdered daughter of opera singer Rowena Drake (Kelly Reilly).

The party takes place in a dark and dreary palazzo and it’s not long into the séance before another murder occurs and Poirot has to put his little gray cells to work solving the mystery and revealing the killer.

A Haunting in Venice is aptly titled, since the movie wants to be not only a murder mystery but also a supernatural thriller with a lot on its mind. The postwar setting allows Michael Green’s screenplay to include the plight of war refugees, the existential weariness following a time of conflict, PTSD, and even the questioning of faith.

I’d like to give this movie more credit for its higher aspirations. There are enough moments of clever dialogue, occasional humor, and decent acting in A Haunting in Venice to make for a diverting two hours at the movies.

But there are some real problems. Neither the suspense or the mystery worked for me. Branagh is so busy tilting his camera and using quick edits that not a single one of his jump scares hits the mark. He loads the film with clever references to better movies (including Citizen Kane and Meet Me in St. Louis) that really add little of substance. When Poirot finally solves the mystery, the solution includes information that is not only beyond the viewer’s ability to know but – I would argue – outside of Poirot’s capacity as well.

Let me recommend a better mystery film set in Venice. It’s Nicholas Roeg’s 1973 masterpiece Don’t Look Now starring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie, based on a short story by Daphne Du Maurier. It’s haunting and terrifying.

Halo and Pitchfork Rating:

Three halos: An entertaining time passer, but a muddle of a mystery movie.
Two pitchforks: As much violence as you can get away with in a PG-13 movie; murders; mild swearing.

Comment:

Do you have comments about this movie or movie review? E-mail your comments. (Your name and UM affiliation must be supplied in order for your comments to be posted.)

 

≡
  • Current Review
  • Past Reviews

 

Bryant

Reviews by
Rev. Bruce Batchelor-Glader

COMMENTS! Do you have comments about this movie or movie review?
E-mail comments. (Comments will be posted to our web site.)

The East Ohio Conference Office:
located in North Canton, OH,
near Akron-Canton Airport.

Address:
8800 Cleveland Ave. NW
North Canton, OH 44720

Phone:
(330) 499-3972

Office Hours:
Monday through Friday
8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m.

 

  • ABOUT US:
  • Bishop's Office
  • Districts/Churches
  • Conference Staff
  • © East Ohio Conference. All Rights Reserved.
  • POLICIES AND PROCEDURES:
  • Safe Sanctuaries
  • Sexual Ethics
  • CCLI & CVLI Licensing
  • Terms of Use Policies
  • RESOURCES:
  • Conference Journal
  • E-News
  • News Archives
  • Archives and History
  • EAST OHIO CONFERENCE
  • 8800 Cleveland Ave. NW
  • North Canton, OH 44720 Map
  • (330) 499-3972
  • www.eocumc.com